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Posted on 1st Aug at 12:27 AM, with 94,247 notes

orsonswell:

This post always blows up on Wednesday. 

Posted on 1st Aug at 12:27 AM, with 105,191 notes

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:40 PM, with 198,536 notes

joanabetharvelle:

worldofadaydreamer:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

casarobot:

shepardtaichou:

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

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Agreed.

im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek

yes

Ofc

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:39 PM, with 137,523 notes
College be like

ketocami:

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

Tuition: your soul

American college be like:

Tuition: right leg
Housing: other leg OR right arm
Meal plan: pinky toe
Other costs: rest of your body

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:37 PM, with 45,115 notes

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:36 PM, with 1,498 notes

The story of my first love, by M.L.L. (aka gasaii.tumblr.com)

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:33 PM, with 12,336 notes
Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

"Dark humor" excuse me

Posted on 31st Jul at 10:31 PM, with 208,271 notes

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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Posted on 31st Jul at 10:22 PM, with 28,179 notes

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

ANNOYING PATS FANS HAHAHAHAHA ITS WAY TOO TRUE

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